Riesling

Did I mention that Riesling is my favorite wine, and that Chateau St. Michelle Erocia Riesling is damned good for under $15? A vivid description of the taste? Fuck that noise - all I can say is it's fragrant and it tastes sweet, but it definitely doesn't leave your mouth feeling like you just sucked on a jolly rancher.

Highly recommended, especially when it's approaching midnight and you have nothing else to do than drink a bottle of wine...